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witty and irreverent e-magazine describes itself as "the first
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Washington Alliance of Technology Workers' very comprehensive website
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reeling tech industry in the Pacific Northwest. |
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site that's dedicated to the idea that when the deals are done and
the show is over, what we'll value most about our lives is the richness
of our experiences, not the riches we've acquired. The Post-Careerist
is about making your life, especially your work life, exactly the
way you want it. It's about liberating 'work' from its inevitable
association with 'job' or 'career.' It's about arranging your work
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Last
updated Sept. 9, 2001
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"THEY'LL
BE IN BAGGIES"
I've
temped at a lot of weird places, but the weirdest (and definitely
the worst) would have to be at the local teaching hospital, where
I was assigned the task of counting body parts. ("Don't worry,"
the woman at my temp agency assured me over the phone. "You
won't actually have to touch them. They'll be in baggies.")
I'm still not
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quite
sure why these body parts (fingers and toes, mostly, but also the
occasional spleen) needed to be counted, but I did my best for a
full week until, finally, the overwhelming smell of formaldehyde
-- and some really nasty recurring nightmares -- led me to seek
reassignment. Preferably, one that entailed working with bodies
that were relatively intact.
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...letters
out of the office and send them all out from the Post Office, via overnight
mail. ... Well, you usually have to wait for an extremely long time at my
Post Office, so on the way there, I stopped at a McDonald's to fortify myself
with a Super Value Meal. Amazingly, when I went back to my car, I
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compressed
inside a tiny cube of crushed metal and glass
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found that it had been
towed -- with, of course, the unmailed letters in it! At the time, I was
so broke that I couldn't afford to bail my car out until two weeks later.
By which point, I learned that my car had just been compacted. So now my
boss's letters were gone forever, compressed inside a tiny cube of crushed
metal and glass. ... The next morning, citing a "family emergency,"
I abruptly quit that job and moved to a new city. I've done some bad things
at work since then, but nothing that terrible. And I always make sure to
pay my parking tickets!
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[Name
Withheld]
Benicia, CA
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