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October 14, 2005
HEY YOU


Mike, yes you, listen to us - You are home now. There is nothing more you can do for the film. We are worried about you, and we've been patiently waiting here in this position the whole time you were gone. You can't travel anymore, you can't meet anymore people - do anymore press. People are seeing the film, right now, as we speak to you - so just let it go, Okay?



We know, you think you were at this press conference in Toronto just recently, but that was just a dream. You dreamed that you were in the Beatles but you didn't know how to play any of the songs, and for some reason, Tilda, Lou, Keanu and Kelli were in the Beatles with you.



Here's the weird part: During the dream Tilda picked up your digital camera and started taking pictures of you guys (as the Beatles) at the press conference. If you look closely at Keanu, you can see he knows this is just a dream and he really isn't in the Beatles. He knows about this kind of stuff.





See how dreams work! There are clues imbedded in them that tell you it's just a dream. In this picture (that Tilda supposedly took) you see your own name! See, you're that Mike Mills guy, not one of the Beatles.



And this is really where you are, at your desk writing away. Yeah, it's a little quiet, yeah, your lucky if you get 3 phone calls a day, and yeah, that's a bird chirping out the window.



Really, you should listen to us, or we'll turn on you.

Posted at October 14, 2005 08:00 AM